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<-- Did you read the towel?

You know, we've heard it all before. Do you really want to spend the next few of minutes of your short life insulting complete strangers? Don't you have something more constructive to do?

No, I've got nothing better to do. You don't look like Billy Zane or Pamela Anderson and I believe I can rid the world of all average-looking nakedness through the magic of email